Female Cannibals is a fictional horror-themed entertainment project.

All characters, stories, imagery, lyrics, videos, performances, references to cannibalism, “meat,” “piggies,” dinner invitations, threats, rituals, or other macabre subject matter associated with Female Cannibals are fictional, satirical, theatrical, and intended solely for entertainment purposes.

We are horror-film fans and musicians who enjoy the aesthetics, absurdity, dark comedy, and over-the-top theatrical traditions of the horror genre. We do not practice, promote, encourage, condone, facilitate, or participate in cannibalism, violence, murder, kidnapping, abuse, or any other criminal activity.

Female Cannibals has no affiliation, association, endorsement, partnership, or connection with any individual, organization, movement, or group engaged in actual cannibalism, violence, or criminal conduct. Any resemblance between our fictional characters, scenarios, or stories and actual persons or events is purely coincidental unless expressly identified as parody or fictional commentary.

References to eating people are no more literal than the events depicted in a horror film. Nobody is on the menu. Nobody is being eaten. The only thing getting slaughtered around here is probably a guitar solo.

It’s horror. It’s music. It’s make-believe. Have fun.